And, as promised, here is my lie:
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a clean freak!
That's #3 on my list, in case you were wondering. (Click here to see my original post.)
On any given day, there are multiple finger prints on any t.v. screen in my house. If I dust, it's only the front of the shelves - you know, the part that people can see. And more often than not, clean clothes are pulled from the laundry basket rather than a drawer. Sometimes they are folded, but that's the exception. The toys of little boys are usually scattered from one end of the house to the other and don't even get me started on the dishes!
I really did end up leaving the pool stretched out in the back yard with about 4 inches of water left in it. The kids "skated" on it in their snow boots until the snowpocalypse that has been the norm this winter buried it. Repeatedly. I wonder if i just let the snow melt into it, will I not have to fill it? Probably not. We got a LOT of snow this year, but not that much.
And yes, I have been known to have popcorn for dinner. I recently introduced my boys to the wonder that is JiffyPop. But sadly, it just doesn't taste as good as when it's cooked over the tiny gas camp stove while in the midst of the wilderness. I prefer to make mine on the stove in my giant stir fry skillet. I top it with REAL butter because anything else just makes the popcorn wilt and shrivel away to nothing. And if I'm feeling spicy, I add some Montreal Steak Seasoning. It's not just for steaks anymore.
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